Oh my ISP
Why are you so shit to me?
Download speed is crap
You've put me on a cap
Can't upload a thing
Can't even post a link
Cannot play online
You've blocked my whole damn line
Your newsgroup really suck
No matter what, I'm stuck
Can't fetch my own emails
Get always "Login failed"
Pop-up ads amass
Makes my computer crash
Your homepage is so crap
I feel like in a trap
Your help page has two words
Now I shall get my sword

Oh my ISP
Why are you so shit to me?
The outlook's filled with spam
Tell me, is this a scam?
Can't visit online shops
Everywhere a new ad pops
No-spam filters stuck
I bet they're clogged with muck
Disconnect always
I've had better days
Support is like a mime
Stays silent all the time
Before I shall leave thee
stop being mean to me
Let me play online
With broadband I'll be fine
I want some real support
In money I'm not short
I put me in your hands
Don't want my IP banned
Clear my mail from spam
Stop acting like i'm ham
If you will not do so
I'll switch to your competitor
Then a new ISP
will be so shit to me